Dropping A Note - J.Cole - Cole World: The Sidechick Story Edition

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Chill before you read this. It is just me fucking around, talking shit, with no proofreading but I have some points.I even posted my favorite track from the album for you to listen to as well.



Damn you J.Cole, I wanted you to win. Shit I wanted Jigga to win. I don't even fuck with Jay's music like that and I still wanted him to win. Jay-Z doesn't even need to win with his money and stock options. He just brought a NBA team to Brooklyn. But then he signs you and after countless fuck ups, leaks, and push backs I lost hope. I really didn't like your music that much. I only liked the song you did for Diddy. Instead of popping a xanax bar, I'd just put your music on to put me to sleep. You are one boring rapper. But when I heard everyone talking about how great your album was, I got hyped. To the point where I was preparing to apologize about the mass amounts of slander I've been giving you. Then I hear you sold 150,000 in the first day. Only Lil Wayne and Eminem put those numbers in. So I was expecting amazing song on this shit. Boy was I wrong. This is not a review of the album at all too.

The first few songs were great. I was happy for you and getting ready to eat my words. I mean you did syay your bag was Louie in a song called "Dollar and A Dream III". You have a dollar and a dream but can afford to have that Louie bag, nah somethings wrong with that shit. But plenty of rappers say ignorant things like that. So I let that slide. Dollar and A Dream was a sick track, specially when that beat change. Boy did I get hyped. I was ready to tweet that this shit is fire, but I knew better.

Shit was going good until that Interlude came on. The story was tight as hell. You get that call that you're going to be signed and then you see the blue lights in the rear view while driving on a suspended license. I know that struggle. I've been their multiple times. Not the signing part. But then you say you spent the night in jail. The NIGHT IN JAIL. On a suspended license ticket. Nah nope, that is a joke. You can popped with weed and be out in under 30 mins. Some people said maybe you didn't have bail. Should of thought about bail while driving with a suspended before you bought that Louie bag when you just a dollar and a dream.

After that shit got boring as hell. I nodded of about three times, while driving at work. I almost crashed because of your warm glass milk music. The only good parts after the 4th song was that Lost Ones track. That was some deep shit. I actually like it. But the rest aint shit. You brought Missy Elliot from her sickness and she delivered absolutely spoiled Chinese food of a verse.

The main reason why you're the sidechick of Roc Nation now is because of Hov. It's now your fault Jay-Z doesn't give a shit about you. I didn't see him ever talk about Cole World. He gave you an okay verse. I mean there were rumors of you being dropped. That should never happen if you haven't gotten your first album out yet. But he did do a cool thing for you. He bought 150,000 of you albums on the first day to make you happy. Keep your head up Cole, I'm clearly just a whiteboy with too much time on my hand to write this and you're signed to rock nation. I just wanted you to do so much better. I will still hit play on everyone of your songs, doesn't mean I will download it but I will give you that chance like I always have. Don't worry you're not in the category of Lil B. The album did get better the third time I listened to it, but still aint shit compared to Gucci Mane & Future - Free Bricks mixtape. Stay strong Simba.